This Site Is Silly But We Don’t Care. If You Want Perfection, Look Elsewhere.

Growing old is mandatory,
growing wise is optional.

Old was not one of the things
I wanted to be when I grew up.

Some tell time looking at the sun,
I can never make out the numbers.

 Honesty is the key to a marriage.
If you can fake that, you're in."

We Must Be Doing Something Right. Together for 63 years, Married for 59.
"What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage? Well, it's like this. The man makes all the big decisions and the woman just makes the little decisions, it really does work.
“59 years passed by and so far I have not had one big decision to make”!

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May contain material written by nuts. A sense of Humour is highly recommended.

 I'm not a complete idiot
 Some parts are missing.

I don't suffer from insanity;
I enjoy every minute of it

Some people are has-beens.
I am a never was.

If confusion is the first step to
knowledge, I must be a genius.

Any Jokes, Pictures or Money, from family, friends or enemies, will be most welcome. Your Polite Suggestions and Clean Funny Stuff will be acknowledged but “We Do The Moaning” You can contact us on : weary2@occleston.com

To any Might-Be Related people. Who have stumbled on this site by accident and not left in shock and horror. The GEDCOM file for the Occleston / Royle family is in construction, any information about possible family links would be gratefully received
. Your information will be most welcome as I can then pretend I have done all the work myself.  Weary Wally.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Web Master Weary Wally

Ex Editor Batty Betty