Weary’s POLITICAL PARANOIA
Usually Quotes from the papers or my personal opinions
Our Caring Sharing Government
Hundreds of illegal immigrants who took the governments bribe of £3000 of taxpayers money to go home have sneaked back into Britain. Two thirds of the ones caught are being allowed to stay. 8000 failed asylum seekers have opted to advantage of these free handouts which at the moment are costing us mugs £9.5 million a year. At the moment it seems the cost of enforced removal of one person appears to average £11,500 and rising.
The other scam "Health Tourists from outside the EU " have had £50 million pounds worth of treatment on the NHS last year” and a third of that money is still outstanding. Not surprising then that the NHS needs to take the houses and possessions of our elderly to pay for their care, and that Secretary of State for Health, Patricia Hewitt, was "to busy" to speak to anyone about the pensioners issues
Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying?
A: Check if his lips are moving.
The UNITED STATES OF EUROPE
”Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here”.
Just A few extras we put in the MEPs’ EU Perks Trough
Thermal bathes Attendance Allowance £14 for 21 days per year = £294 Hearing Aid Allowance + free Batteries = £636 per year Two pairs Orthopaedic Foot ware and soles = £496 per year 60 sessions per year of medical, Gymnastics, Traction Mud Bathes, Hydro Massage and Hydrotherapy for selves and any family members. Total cost not revealed. 60 sessions per year of Electrotherapy, + 30 sessions of “Aerosol & Beam Therapy. Total cost not revealed. £80 % off the cost of 3 weeks "Thermal Cure" at a Spa Total cost not revealed. 30 Acupuncture sessions per year, huge sums for dental treatment ( including Free false teeth).Total cost not revealed. MEPs’ spouses, children and staff are also entitled to up to £375 for spectacle Lenses and £44 for frames. per year. Up to £102 for Contact Lenses and up to £103 for disposables. per year. Total cost not revealed.
These Obscene medical expenses come on top of Pay, Gold Plated Pensions and other expenses. and Britain has 78 of these free loaders estimated to cost tax payers 2.4 million a year. On top of salary they can claim a " daily subsistence allowance of (£185 A DAY ).(£66,612 Per year)
Travel costs up to "2,575 per year to and fro from the parliament. MPs have access to official cars and chauffeurs ( although it is customary for these poor people to tip ). £36 per week Taxi Allowance ( £1832 ) per year. They can also spend £3,445 on language courses ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD ?.
All this in an organisation that is trading illegally and giving no true accounts of their business. It do ones heart good to know that with our hard earned taxes we are contributing to health and welfare of this unfortunate group of people, who, they keep telling us are giving up so much to devote there lives to the good of the British Nation. It makes my eyes ( and Stomach ) fill up. Weary
An attempt to pass a law that the Red Ensign flown on British Ships should be replaced by the Euro Rag, has failed.
E. U. ENGLISH
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ze world!
How competent is your council. ?
In Wigan they are so on the ball they send the bailiffs in to an 80 yr. old lady to demand payment of her rent arrears She owed a massive £0.05. It really makes my heart swell with pride to know that we have such dedicated caring and zealous council officials in England. Dedicated to the protection of ratepayers from these terrible scroungers, who, by not paying there bills in full, might leave a shortfall in the amount moneys available for silly schemes. Or Even worse. There might not be enough money available to pay for the councillors excessive expenses .
KEEPING
BRITAIN
SAFE
More MoD ( costly bungles)
Fourteen years of Labour & Tory cost cutting have seen the early retirement of Navy Vessels Worth nearly £5 billion.
First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Allen West warned that he does not have enough ships now and will lose another 12 in latest cost cutting round. two front line warships, type 22 frigates HMS Boxer & HMS Brave, half way through their life span have been towed out of Portsmouth and sent to the bottom being used for target practice. Cost £220 Million pounds.
Scraping night-sight bombing system for Harriers in favour of precision guided missiles. £13 million.
Writing-off two Warrior vehicles which smashed into each other on the way to a training camp. £500,000.
Switching suppliers on new Bowman radios, which gave troops radiation burns during testing. £51 million.
Scrapping defective computer chips that would have sent missiles off in the wrong direction. £1.7 million.
Throwing away a new computer system which "could not he made to perform as expected. £491,000.
Ordering the "wrong sort of food" for Royal Marines. £173,972.
MONEY MORE IMPORTANT THAN LIVES?
RAF Tornado jets Will only get a Full service and rebuild after 3,000 flying hours rather than the 2.400 hours as at present. Minor inspections after 1000 hours rather than 600 hours. Three aircrew have been killed as a result of aircraft failure but the RAF Integrated Project Team reasoned that more have been killed by pilot error.
What a good way to reason. ( “It doesn’t matter if planes crash through metal fatigue because it will not kill as many people as pilot error) The team has been challenged to increase the service interval to 3,500 hours for these 25 year old planes.
The service interval when the planes were new and all, presumably, in perfect condition, was 1,000 hours.
The Bus Crash
A bus full of MP’s was driving by a farm in Yorkshire when the driver lost control and crashed into a ditch. A local farmer came across the scene of the accident, found the MP’s and buried them.
The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. One officer looks at all the graves and says, "So they were all dead when you found them?" and the farmer answered :
"Well, some claimed they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."
The electorate must be intensely relieved that the Mr Galloway MP has finally left the “HOUSE” I must say that his devotion to his duties and his undertaking of such arduous tasks as playing the part of a pussy just to get his “Message Across” will be inspirational to all voters come next election. I must confess however I am too thick to understand what his message was. My QUESTION: Will the proposed new, long overdue, legislation to expel or prosecute supporters and propagandists of murdering terrorist organisations be applied to British MPs ?
From The Scotsman - “ Mr Galloway MP told the Sunday Herald: "I think the decision the Iraqis have made to resist foreign occupation is a heroic decision. " The individual acts carried out by people in the name of resistance may or may not be heroic. Some are undoubtedly heroic. The storming of a military barracks of a more powerful adversary in a classic guerrilla warfare operation is undoubtedly heroic." A man who says that British troops are criminals. A self acknowledge supporter Saddamm Hassan whom he considers Heroic and said “Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability” and “I want you to know we are with you until victory”
Transport Minister Kim Howells “The government should tax people out of their cars , I do not believe petrol prices are High, I want to increase the cost of driving a car up to a point where only a few people will be able to afford it”
An extract from from "The Guide To Becoming A Successful Politician. "
43: BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME INFORMATION:
You are working on the family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that a great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. A cousin has supplied the only known photograph of Remus, showing him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture are the words: "Remus Starr: Horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison, 1885. Escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged, 1889."
Pretty grim situation, right? But let's revise things. We simply crop the picture, with image processing software so that all that is seen is a head shot. Next, we rewrite the text:
"Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honour when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.
Why Should Britain Tremble When We Have The M.o.D.
M.o.D.. Ministry Of Denial.
Suggestions that our troops in Iraq & Afghanistan are suffering unnecessary casualties due to having to patrol in unsuitable vehicles have been strongly denied by the MoD. It is strongly hinted thought that they are near to doing a deal with the Rolls Royce Museum and the situation will soon be improved by the purchase of a some Armoured Cars. These will be shipped over as soon as there is money available from the National Lottery to pay for tax & insurance. 
We are also in final negotiations with the Royal Armouries in Leeds for the loan of items of body armour and as soon as details related to hire charges and the possibility of a hire purchase agreement have been finalised these will be shipped out also. It is hoped that this will alleviate the need for troops to share the issued body armour now available. A spokesman for the Department said “ We are working very hard together with the government to protect our forces and give them the equipment they need.
Negotiations are taking place with the aim to secure a “MARSHAL LEASE-LEND PLAN” with the American Government so that their forces can supply our troops with ammunition when they have used up their daily allowance. This will also cover instances where the supplied ammunition is faulty or just won’t quite fit their guns. Once this agreement has been reached our troops can be confident they can fight back without having to use their credit cards. However it will still be necessary for the troops to return empty cartridge cases or misfired rounds to the Quartermasters stores for replacement of rounds issued unless there are mitigating circumstances ( i.e. they have been shot) . In such circumstances a written account of ammunition expenditure should be submitted as soon as the MO certifies fitness for duty. In the case of OR’s no exception is to this regulation will be excepted other than proof that they have died.
The Defence Aviation Repair Agency ( D.A.R.A.) Launched on 1st April 1999, brought together the RAF Maintenance Group Defence Agency (MGDA) and the Naval Aircraft Repair organisation (NARO). DARA offers an ability to completely strip, replace, repair and rebuild aircraft from systems, components and equipment to whole aircraft, for both military and commercial organisations. Project Red Dragon would replace RAF St Athan's existing repair centre with the Construction of a £85m "Super-Hangar", which will include 47 bays to work on fighter aircraft. The bays could be reconfigured to allow engineering teams to also work on heavy-lift, fixed-wing aircraft as well as heavy-lift helicopters such as the Chinook. October 2003,. the government was considering abandoning Project Red Dragon.
In March 2004, DARA lost out on a £150 million contract to upgrade the GR7 Harrier to GR9 specification. DARA announced the loss of 550 jobs at RAF St Athan. 360 posts went as part of streamlining to make DARA more efficient and better able to compete with the private sector for lucrative aircraft repair contracts
On 14 April 2005 the new Project Red Dragon Super-Hangar opened on track
WHITEHALL’S TAXI FARES ONLY COST JUST £15,000 A DAY
Civil servants rack up £15,000 a day on taxi fares, Figures released by government departments reveal an astonishing £3.8million was spent on cabs in one year alone. The worst offender last year was the crisis-hit Home Office, whose officials were responsible for almost a quarter of all cash spent on taxi fares. Its £806,000 bill would put 35 more police constables on the streets for a year, at an average salary of £22,770. I
Or it could send Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott on a cab journey around the world - 17 times. ( Oh Yes Please)
The Department of Work and Pensions, which lost £2.7billion last year in benefit fraud and error, was the next worst. It spent £716,000 in the first nine months of 2006 on taxis - the equivalent of £200 winter fuel allowance payments for 3,580 pensioners. The Department of International Development could immunise 26,000 children in Third World countries against preventable diseases with the £526,068 its staff spent on taxis. The Department of Health's £355,976 bill, would pay for 23,700 GP consultations or 54,765 prescriptions and more than 4,800 passports could be paid for with the £320,000 taxi bill of the Foreign Office.
POLITICALLY CORRECT AWARDS 2005
WINNER - for Language, the Greater Manchester Police for “it’s Practical Guide To The Use Of Language” e.g. If you make a witness statement and reply to the question " Could you identify your attacker" You are not allowed to say it was a "Fat" person, if you do you may be charged. I can't imagine what would happen if you said it was a criminal?.
NOMINATED: Hull City Council : Staff must not call pensioners Senior Citizens or Elderly. New PC is "Older People" House Of Commons : Visitors should no longer be called strangers. Professional As’c Of Teachers : One should not now said to have "Failed" at maths but must be termed "Deferred Success"
WINNER - for Public Services. The organisers of the 200 Battle Trafalgar Celebrations. The English & French Fleets must be referred to as the red and blue fleets.
NOMINATED: North Wales Police £4000 investigation of Ann Robinson because she said "the Welsh are irritating", Caderdale Hospital Halifax banning visitors from Cooing at Babies because it's disrespectful and undignified. Notes Police for asking it's officers to wear green ribbons in show of support for Muslims.
WINNER - for Businesses: Penguin books For setting up the Decibel Prize for new authors - Entrant to be from a Culturally Diverse Background but resident in the U. K.
NOMINATED: Clothing Store TK Max for stopping it's staff wearing poppies. TESCO for putting the warning " Allergy Advice - contains milk, On Cheese. Burger King for Changing Ice Cream Packaging, design on the lid as it looked like the Arabic for Allah.
WINNER - of the most PC Job Greater Manchester Police want to pay £66,717 for a Diversity Director.
NOMINATED Halton Borough Council seeking a £33,375 a year Gypsy/Traveller Co-ordinator to engage with Gypsies. Luton Council offering 31,557 a year for a Community Cohesion Policy Officer to develop a forward strategy programme for the Councils community cohesion initiatives. Southwark Council for seeking a part-time Disabilities Involvement Co-ordinator to be paid up to £35,379.
WINNER - Best PC incident The Woman who called Asda's complaints centre upset because she found "Thick Irish Sausages’ on sale in a store"
NOMINATED Bath Council Banned the word black from e-mails. The Movie" Black Hawk Down" was blocked. The supermarket customer who asked for a "Gingerbread Person". and the woman who was told by a passer by " you can't say" that when she told her friend she had a "dwarf cat"
Political Correctness Gone Mad ?
The very successful Lake District walking tours are to be closed and the guides are to be sacked. The reason, “ They are not catering for the right ethnic types of people. ”. White, Middle Aged, Middle Class people are not welcome in this English National Park. I wonder what the area’s Shopkeepers & Hoteliers think of this proposal ?. Perhaps these selfish people who use the service should stay out of the park and just send money instead to appoint more idiots to fill very comfy management posts. !.
Mountain rescue teams have been refused much needed Lottery Grant because they don’t save the lives of the right sort of people. It seems that someone thinks that if you get a call out that someone is dying on a mountain you should only go if it can be established that the person to be rescued is of an ethnic minority, someone from a deprived area or a pensioner. As pensioners can’t really negotiate mountains very well perhaps the rescuers could be given a grant to take these people up the mountains and leave them there thus helping solve another of Tony’s’ emerging problems.
Of course we shouldn’t query the competence or intelligence of the Lottery Good Causes administrators, remember they have given us such great things as THE DOME and that has only cost the British Taxpayers £ 30,000,000 since it closed. Good job that nasty Mr Branston didn’t get his hands on the Lottery Organisation it might have been a success.
DO YOU THINK MP's HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE ADDRESSED AS HONOURABLE ? I THINK NOT.
Ministers have indicated that they will now back a new law to exempt themselves from the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT. This law would prevent you TAXPAYERS from knowing details of their lavish £120,000-a-year expenses plus their exaggerated mileage claims plus their London Housing Allowances of upwards of £20,000. Matthew Elliott, In a letter to Sir Philip he called for a "wholesale review of the system of travel allowances for MPs to ensure that such large bills are not a continuing feature of the system".
One of the politicians whose claims Mr Elliott has asked Sir Philip to examine is the former Labour minister Janet Anderson, who claimed £16,612 in mileage allowances last year. Over the past five years Ms Anderson has claimed almost £16,612 in mileage for official business - equivalent to driving 285,000 miles, or more than the distance to the Moon. Last year alone she claims to have driven more than 60,000 miles, At 50 mph, she would have had to spend three and a half hours driving to and from official constituency business on every single day of last year. Ms Anderson, who also claimed £21,362 last year for running a London home. She did not return calls about her expenses.
Other MPs identified by Mr Elliott include the Tory Jacque Lait, who claimed for driving more than 20,000 miles despite the fact her Beckenham constituency is just 12 miles from Westminster. Labour Left-winger Diane Abbott who claimed £2,335 in taxi fares from her Hackney constituency in inner London. The figures also proved embarrassing for ministers who have been urging the public to abandon their cars to save the planet Minister Ian Pearson, who enjoys the use of a ministerial car for official business, still managed to claim £4,814 in Mileage last year for constituency work, equivalent to driving 13,000 miles despite a direct train service between London and his Dudley constituency in the West Midlands Mr Pearson claimed just £280 in rail fares Junior Environment Minister Barry Gardener who also has a ministerial car claimed £4,213 in spite of excellent public transport between Westminster and his Brent North constituency a few miles away Mr Gardiner made no claims for bus, or Tube tickets.
MP's can usually only claim allowances for driving between Westminster and their constituency homes and for driving around constituencies on official business Few checks are made on mileage claims and they do not have to provide evidence such as petrol receipts, as any normal company giving out such perks would require.
Do you think Mr Elliott will get satisfaction. Can Pigs Fly ?
Anyone remember that COMMON MARKET thingy, you know the one we were allowed to vote on!
God must love stupid people, he made so many. anon Unfortunately he put them all in the Civil Service. Weary
The little man, Neil Kinnock - ( Yes that’s right the the man who led his political party to defeat and the one who spent many of the last few years heading a very well paid Quango, devoted to making certain that no one takes any responsibility for the shambolic mess of the EU Gravy Train . He has now passed his opinion of the people, like me, who would wish to retain our British heritage and stuff the EU constitution
It appears we are Introverted, Nationalistic, Antediluvian Gits.
And here’s me thinking we were just people who disliked freeloaders.
ANY CRIMINALS WANT A GOOD JOB - Apply now care of THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT ?
British MEP ASHLEY MOTE sentenced to 9 Months in Jail for 21 counts of fraud totalling more than £65,000 has been released under the government’s tagging scheme after serving less than 3 months of his lenient sentence. Because his sentence was less than a year he will continue to draw his full MEP salary of £ 60,675 and at least half of his £34,000 general expenses and all of his £136,000 for secretarial assistance. Due to his criminal conviction he is now unable to attend to his place of work so he is laughing all the way to the bank, as the saying goes.
Yes it is correct he CAN KEEP HIS SEAT IN THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT EVEN THOUGH HE CAN’T ATTEND.
There will, Eventually, Maybe, an ELECTION DUE, when the unelected President of the former independent country of Great Britain decides he might win it. The present occupants of his castle have already been working very hard for ten years
(on your behalf of course ), to ensure a smooth and trouble free capitulation to the European besiegers. Every serf should vote, even if you are happy to be an occupied country. It may be your last chance to take part in a truly free political system where your vote can have a real effect on the outcome of who actually rules you.
A truly Historical Event, and you might get your face on the telly.
EU FRAUD Was at £3.5 BILLION In 2004 Auditors will fail to approve the E U's accounts for the 11th successive year because of fraud and mismanagement bleeding billions from budgets. The Court of Auditors will refuse to sign off the 2004 accounts or offer a "statement of assurance" to the EU Parliament Conservative MEP Chris Heaton Harris said an estimated £3.5 billion was "lost" each year, equal to Britain’s annual contribution. " Gordon Brown just signs the cheque each year he should be banging his fist on the table and demanding to know where all this money is going," he said. The Chancellor told finance ministers that every member state should "play its part in putting this problem right" and called for the Court of Auditors to help "fill in the gaps in the current system" In March 1999 Neil Kinnock was among the 20 commissioners who resigned under accusations of incompetence at the least. He returned the same year with the job of putting things right, promising to root out fraud and incompetence. Former commission chief accountant Marta Andreasan was suspended in May 2002 after she complained that the EU budget was open to fraud and abuse. Mr Kinnock said she was suspended not for whistle-blowing, but for failing to follow the EU's whistle-blowing procedures. (In other words not keeping the gross incompetence existing in this pathetic organisation secret) .
In 2007 £43.4 BILLION of TAXPAYERS MONEY is at risk of fraud. As far as I can ascertain at the end of 2007 nothing has changed other than that the amount of fraud, cheating , waste and lying has increased along with expectations. The EU has now been trading illegally for the 13th successive year, it has still not been declared Bankrupt and put into the receiver’s hands and the directors, executives, accountants and MEPs are still at large to ride the gravy train.
( The rumour that the bridge that cannot be used because there is no access road on one end has cost £5,000,000 is definitely not true however. IT HAS ONLY COST (£2.000,000) Weary
I respectfully submit a new EURO FLAG design
To be stuck up wherever they wish to stick it.
The further the better
DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT THEY WOULD RISK UPSETTING THE GRAVY TRAIN ?
The attempt to pass the EURO STATE CONSTITUTION through the back door has now succeed and the once Great Britain is one step nearer to disappearing up the European Backside. All the deluded people who thought they might possibly get a say in the decisions that will directly effect their future lives are referred to the caption above. I did note, and it’s possibly appropriate, that our unelected leader hadn’t got the guts to attend the signing ceremony and just slunk in the back door later. Weary
MP’s Shamed into voting for Smaller pay rises.
Burning question now among MP’s - How can we screw even more out of our complacent too tired to vote cash cows.
Answer. Bring out a report to say that: Local Councillors should have Golden Good-byes if deselected. Basic allowances should raise to £10,000 a year, Council Leaders should get £60,000 a year and elected Mayors £ 76.000 a year. Councillors should no longer have to attend to get payments and all to be given similar pension perks to MP’s. How would this help MP’s ? Well they could then vote themselves more huge pay and perks rises to MAINTAIN DIFFERENTIALS’.
How would this be paid for ? Refer to Line One.
HOW THESE LEADERS OF OUR ONCE GREAT NATION LOOK AFTER SERVICE PERSONNEL
An Ambulance Driver Nick Horobin who lost an eye and his job, suffered a nine hour operation to have 18 metal plates inserted in his face and is permanently scarred for life after an attack on his ambulance by one of the uncaught scum that now infest our streets, was offered £40,000 compensation. LESS THAN MOST MP’s Claim in yearly expenses.
Peter Sutcliff CHILD MURDERER who lost an eye in a prison brawl RECEIVED £ 196,000
Be thankful we're not getting
all the government we're paying for. Willl Rogers
Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
Never believe anything a politician says until it's been officially denied .
A real Sickener From the paper.
After the terrible women & children MASSACRE in Russia by Inhuman Cowardly Murderers. A fanatical Muslim Cleric calls for hostage taking at British Schools. OMAR BAKARI MOHAMMED founder of the extremist Muhajiroun sect said that a bloodbath like the one in Russia would be acceptable as long as the children died in crossfire. This HOLY man, has called for the execution of a British Prime Minister, spoken in support of suicide bombers and is preparing a celebration of the 9/11 atrocities. He is paid by our government £300 pounds a week in Benefits and despite previous demands for his deportation.
He was granted leave to stay in the UK for five years.
What’s all this fuss about the removal of the ten p tax rate, please be reassured that your parliamentary representatives are not effected by this change as they and their family member staff will be the happy recipients of the reduction in base rates and also the G Brown great handout as well. Unless they suffer stress because of the slight risk that people will get to know how much of our money they get in perks there is no reason to think that any loss of income might effect their devotion to their duties. They will still be able to attend and collect their expenses as usual. If by sad chance they are effected by the common peoples recession they can of course vote for their own pay rise and increased pension. So you see folks you are worrying unnecessarily, RELAX..
e-mail one : To Human Resources New Labour Party
Ref : Staff Assesment G BROWN
Gordon Brown, the proposed replacement PM, can always be found
hard at work in his office at No 11. He works independently, without
wasting time and ignoring good advice from colleagues. Gordon never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes his given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
meals and coffee breaks. As an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Gordon can be
classed as a high-caliber politician, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I wholeheartedly recommend that he be
promoted to Prime Minister, and a proposal will be put to the party and
executed as soon as possible.
Regards, Tony Blair.
e-mail two. FAO: Human Resources New Labour Party
Gordon was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report I sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines [1, 3, 5, etc.] for my true assessment of his ability.
Regards, Tony
£4,877 of our taxes has been paid to Killers & Rapists for artworks done in the " Art therapy classes " It has found £1,000,000 to buy conceptual art for it's flashy new head quarter building ( cost (£ 311,000,000 ). To show it is not wasting our money the H O has employed six leading “artists” and a curator who, will ensure our money is wisely spent. Toby Paterson: SKATEBOARDING ARTIST./ Roger Hioris: he believes STEEL & FLAMES that are Highly Symbolic. Simon Periton Uses DOILIES. One was an 8` pink florescent doily. Georgie Hopton: likes Dead Life, magic wands, glitter and pom-poms. Emma Kay; Her work was the bible from memory, 7,000 Typed words. Runa Islam; uses film & video to show - A woman staring into space. Gary Webb; an installation artist who works with organic material. Curator Liam Gillick ;designs colourfully Perspex panels. The project has been co-ordinated by the Government Art Collection Quango who have just purchased screen prints featuring carrier bags from a grocery store and a chip shop. They have also purchased a collection of dots from the "artist" who pickled the sheep. I feel certain you will all agree " Money Well Spent "
Home Office Double Standards
£248,000 paid to fraudster Karl Jones who fell over in the prison shower.
£11,000 paid to families of murder victims Holly Wells & Jessica Chapman